twotd: ghent

you may be wondering what ghent is, but wait and you shall be told........

at 5am on friday morn i left my home for the channel tunnel and turned on my laptop with lotr return of the kings on, when we got there we went through everything but then customs stopped us and checked the car from bombs!!! They made me stop the dvd and get out then they went in with detectors and checked the car out, and guess wot they found nothing. they said that they were checking all the cars cos of sum threat they found out about. and i heard on the radio that vegetarians are upset at not being told that red smarties are made from crushing sum insect and using sum of the dead insect as a dye, enuff to put anyone off smarties for life....

then we went into belgium and went to sum city called ghent, which is full of old buildings. and i nearly got killed 3 times!!!!! first i was on the pavement and sum twit on a bike missed me by inchs, then when we were about to enter the main square a woman with a pram came straight for me and i had to literally jump out of the way!!!! and as if that were not enuff we were crossing the road when the man was green and then this tram just ignored the lights and almost hit everyone on the road, stupid!!!!! and then we went back to calais and i was watching die another day which was ok (not as gd as lotr)........

and then we went to cite europe for dinner and on the menu there was: tunny fish and fresh odor eggs (wot the hell is that i hear you ask, god knows)...........